This was in my Facebook inbox this morning. I think its great! THE RESUME OF JESUS CHRIST Address: Ephesians 1:20 Phone: Romans 10:13 Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior, and Jesus Hello my name is Jesus Christ. – The Christ. Many call me Lord! I’ve sent you my resume because I’m seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume. Qualifications • I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19) • I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7) • I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7) • I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13) • The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14) Occupational Background I’ve only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49) I’ve never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful, or disrespectful My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me